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| 1 | Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf***k you!!! |
| 2 | You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?! |
| 3 | How many times do I have to flush before you go away? |
| 4 | Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine? |
| 5 | Do I look like a f****** people person! |
| 6 | I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. |
| 7 | I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me. |
| 8 | YOU!!... off my planet!!! |
| 9 | Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose. |
| 10 | Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control. |
| 11 | Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. |
| 12 | And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....? |
| 13 | I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. |
| 14 | Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. |
| 15 | Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. |
| 16 | Do they ever shut up on your planet? |
| 17 | I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. |
| 18 | Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet. |
| 19 | Back off!! You're standing in my aura. |
| 20 | Don't worry. I forgot your name too. |
| 21 | I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? |
| 22 | I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. |
| 23 | Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it. |
| 24 | Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. |
| 25 | Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. |
| 26 | Chaos, panic and disorder . . my work here is done. |
| 27 | You look like shit. Is that the style now? |
| 28 | Earth is full. Go home. |
| 29 | Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? |
| 30 | Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. |
| 31 | Ambivalent? Well yes and no. |
| 32 | I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. |
| 33 | You are depriving some village of an idiot. |
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Last updated on 2004/04/15
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